Friday 14 June 2013

FIVE REASONS...

TO BOO JOHN CENA


1) A LOT OF NEW MERCHANDISE 
It feels as though Mr Cena introduces a new shirt in a new colour ever few months. Don't get me wrong, I understand new merchandise is always going to happen. I just feel as though this guy in particular gets new stuff and in quicker production time than the rest of the roster.


2) STALE RING ATTIRE
For many a year now, Cena has had the same shorts/wristbands/sneakers attire and not once has he changed to trunks or tights. Some may say that he freshens it up by changing from camo to beige, however it be nice for him to step up and wear trunks or tights for just ONCE.



3) FIVE MOVES OF DOOM
This one doesn't exactly need explaining much. He is not the greatest wrestler, never has been. I hate hen members of the 'Cenation' try and defend it. He may do the occasional suplex or DDT. But, all in all, he can't wrestle. All he does, are the same five moves, in the same order every single time. It got boring very, very quickly. The purpose of a wrestling match is to tell a story, by doing the same stuff in the same order Cena is only telling the story of a comeback win. The better wrestlers know when to use the right moves/spots at the right time. Doing this and mixing it up will give a bit of a freshness to Cena.




4) THE SUPERMAN GIMMICK
It's the same 9 times out of 10. Cena will always win, and if he does lose it is rarely CLEAN. The only way he loses is if the heel of his feud costs him a match in some way. Or via interference. The only time I ever remember him losing in a one-on-one match clean is versus Shawn Michaels in London (23/04/2007, my birthday and I was there). To add to constantly winning, he does it by taking a beating for most of the match and then does his 'five moves of doom' to comeback and win. Same old s**t.



5) AND FINALLY - ALWAYS THE GOOD GUY
It's all well and good being the hero to all the children, but at some point you would think it gets boring, stale and needs a change. Hulk Hogan did it and reinvented himself and the business in WCW by starting the nWo. It worked wonders for him and them. Why won't they do it? I know why. Because they'd lose out on money, as kids won't buy his merchandise anymore. Cena can make himself 'cool' with the IWC by turning heel, perhaps face Undertaker at a WrestleMania and screw Taker over while ending the streak. Ultimate heel turn. The only way it could work in my honest opinion.


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